...I look so unhappy in this picture. xD; Although I was before we got there, so eh. BUT ANYWAY.
Instead of saying 'good morning' or anything like that, the first thing my dad tells me is that he won two tickets to the New Moon premiere from a local radio station. And that he was giving my sister and I money for foodstuffs after. Free movie and free food, I am so down with that.

We got free shirts, too. :D I am wearing mine because it's comfy and makes my boobs look huge, apparently. xD
But guess what, you guys. No, seriously. I'm as shocked as you are. I'd actually go as far to say
I think this was mostly because there was a distinct lack of Edward, and Edward is lame (though half the theater didn't think so, so I showed them by yelling out, "REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE!"). It was mostly Jacob.
Jacob. Is. SO FREAKING HOT. He makes me straight, I swear.
I've always liked him when I plowed through the books, but movie!Jacob is just...a;slfilsjf;zs so yummy. AND I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHY.
...HE REMINDS ME OF ZACK.
Now don't go lynching me here, people. IT'S TRUE. They are two awesome characters stuck in two batshit insane fandoms, although of course FFVII blows Twilight out of the water ANY day.
BUT I HAVE COMPILED A LIST:
REASONS THAT JACOB BLACK REMINDS ME OF ZACK FAIR - THEY ARE BOTH:
- hella buff (Taylor put on like thirty pounds of pure muscle - normally I'm not one to drool over muscle, but OMGSEXYARMS)
- boyishly cute one moment and amazingly handsome the next (really, Bella calls Jacob 'kind of beautiful' at one point - AND YET SHE GOES TO EDWARD DAMNIT ALL WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER)
- part of some family/organization that is meant to do good things but it gets them all fucked up
- loyal
- a very good friend
- have awesome powers (though mako isn't exactly a power, BUT STILL)
- inexplicably in love with a slightly brainless girl
...who in turn is in love with a guy that will someday get them killed (okay, so Cloud didn't get Aerith killed and it was Bella's choice to become a shiny vampire [or I guess rather, she had to because of her demon baby], but STILLLLLLL)
- black-haired, and Jacob's is even a little spiky in some scenes after he cuts his hair :D
NOW DO YOU SEE THE DROOLING AND WHY I WAS CAPSLOCK. >>
And my sister and I went to get foooooood afterwards at this little local cafe. Good stuff. I got pie I will be having later. \o/

NOM NOM. In more ways than one.
I'm done. xD HATERS, DON'T HATE OKAY. I KNOW MOST OF YOU HATE TWILIGHT BUT GOOD GOD GIVE THE BUFF ZACK-LIKE JACOB A CHANCE. You know I wouldn't compare Zack to a Twilight character so easily unless he deserved it!
♥
-RS
And Gwyn, there were some awesomely cheesy scenes for you to make fun of. I WILL TELL YOU AT SOME POINT. :D
Instead of saying 'good morning' or anything like that, the first thing my dad tells me is that he won two tickets to the New Moon premiere from a local radio station. And that he was giving my sister and I money for foodstuffs after. Free movie and free food, I am so down with that.

We got free shirts, too. :D I am wearing mine because it's comfy and makes my boobs look huge, apparently. xD
But guess what, you guys. No, seriously. I'm as shocked as you are. I'd actually go as far to say
I think this was mostly because there was a distinct lack of Edward, and Edward is lame (though half the theater didn't think so, so I showed them by yelling out, "REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE!"). It was mostly Jacob.
Jacob. Is. SO FREAKING HOT. He makes me straight, I swear.
I've always liked him when I plowed through the books, but movie!Jacob is just...a;slfilsjf;zs so yummy. AND I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHY.
...HE REMINDS ME OF ZACK.
Now don't go lynching me here, people. IT'S TRUE. They are two awesome characters stuck in two batshit insane fandoms, although of course FFVII blows Twilight out of the water ANY day.
BUT I HAVE COMPILED A LIST:
REASONS THAT JACOB BLACK REMINDS ME OF ZACK FAIR - THEY ARE BOTH:
- hella buff (Taylor put on like thirty pounds of pure muscle - normally I'm not one to drool over muscle, but OMGSEXYARMS)
- boyishly cute one moment and amazingly handsome the next (really, Bella calls Jacob 'kind of beautiful' at one point - AND YET SHE GOES TO EDWARD DAMNIT ALL WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER)
- part of some family/organization that is meant to do good things but it gets them all fucked up
- loyal
- a very good friend
- have awesome powers (though mako isn't exactly a power, BUT STILL)
- inexplicably in love with a slightly brainless girl
...who in turn is in love with a guy that will someday get them killed (okay, so Cloud didn't get Aerith killed and it was Bella's choice to become a shiny vampire [or I guess rather, she had to because of her demon baby], but STILLLLLLL)
- black-haired, and Jacob's is even a little spiky in some scenes after he cuts his hair :D
NOW DO YOU SEE THE DROOLING AND WHY I WAS CAPSLOCK. >>
And my sister and I went to get foooooood afterwards at this little local cafe. Good stuff. I got pie I will be having later. \o/

NOM NOM. In more ways than one.
I'm done. xD HATERS, DON'T HATE OKAY. I KNOW MOST OF YOU HATE TWILIGHT BUT GOOD GOD GIVE THE BUFF ZACK-LIKE JACOB A CHANCE. You know I wouldn't compare Zack to a Twilight character so easily unless he deserved it!
♥
-RS
And Gwyn, there were some awesomely cheesy scenes for you to make fun of. I WILL TELL YOU AT SOME POINT. :D
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